Sayings of Sense,
Substance & Senility,
Not Necessarily in
that Order
You’re only as good as your last
game.
You never know when your last
game is your LAST game.
The bigger the win the bigger
the grin.
One too many is better than one
to few.
My golf drive Linda Ronstadted
yours, you know Blue Bayou.
If grasshoppers had machine guns
birds wouldn’t screw with them.
Jim Beam tripped me.
Whiskey after beer never fear,
beer after whiskey pretty risky.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts it would be Christmas every day.
You're entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong.
He who hits it, goes and gets it.
When you get old, memory is one on the first three things to go.........
I can't remember the other two.
Opinions are like butt holes, everyone has one, and most stink.
He's so incompetent he couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
Scars are like tattoos, but with better stories.
Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and you will have a guy riding around in a bass boat drinking beer for the rest of his life.
A dog that craps fast doesn't crap long.
He would give an aspirin a headache.
He's so uptight you couldn't pull a needle out of his but with a John Deer tractor.
Don't be upset about being over 60. A lot of people are over 60. Why if you took all the people in the world over 60 and laid them end to end........ damn few of them would be able to get up without help.
The bigger the win, the bigger the grin.
Don't be sad about things in life you wanted but didn't get. Just be happy you didn't get things in life you didn't want.
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